Wednesday, 13 July 2011

The Toilet Door


Couldn’t you first have made sure?
Now both our jaws drop to the floor

Aghast! I left the room unlocked
The toilet door bolt only half-cocked
 
I’m sat on the throne,
Causing my bowel to groan

Our faces creased with an embarrassed frown
You sure got me with my trousers down!

Just a quick, light-hearted piece for you all.

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